The thing that always stood out to me about it was for basically everybody's shot, you can tell they filmed something specifically for it. With Arnold, though, you can tell his is just some footage they grabbed from something else.
This is the greatest sci-fi/action movie ever made, with one exception. Aliens. Nothing will ever top that. As for Predator, I can remember the first time I ever watched it. My dad and uncle showed me and my brother this, we must have been 7 and 5. We were traumatized at the end. As we got up to leave they said, “now wait a minute, there’s a sequel” and proceeded to make us watch Predator 2. Core memory. Great write up as always Shea!
Blain is a line delivering menace in this movie. Besides the three Shea mentions, there’s also this beauty: Come on in, you fuckers. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'.
That's exactly how I feel. I even made a joke as such in the Action Hero Scouting Report from a few years ago. He's definitely just some regular dude on his planet.
Shea, your idea about your debut fight entrance reminded me of the boxing event I got to go to recently.
One of the fighters came out in a full Toad from Super Mario Bros costume. He had the mushroom hat, vest, and was wearing a medical mask for some reason.
The crowd loved it and were cheering for him pretty loud. Then the fight started and it immediately became clear he wasn’t gonna win.
I wish I was able to post the pictures I took here but it was a fun night.
Holy shit what a good fucking movie! I used to watch the edited version on TV with my dad in the 90s. This may be the first movie I really loved because I connect it to my dad and just the badass characters in it.
-What the hell does indefatigable mean? Seems like a weird flex, Shea, to use a word none of us know
-Blaine naming his gun is such a macho thing to do. I tried to name my car a few years back...fell flat because, like Blaine, you need a level of macho to name shit like he did which I do not have
-On Blaine; I swear he says "Sexual Tyrannosaur" not "Sexual Tyrannosaurus". This is an important clarification because calling it a Tyrannosuar, shortening the name, makes it even more cool and fitting to his character
-Henchman heaven has potential for like a comic strip or something. Short story? I don't know but just a recurring bit of movie henchman showing up to heaven and telling what happened when they got killed
-Fucking "STICK AROUND" is so funny every time
-Agree on Billy. He is the probably the most scary of the whole group and his death was taken from us. All we get is the scream as they run away.....
-True story, you can go to the set of predator in Puerto Vallarta, MX. I went some years back, fucking awesome!
1. I learned "indefatigable" a few years ago and never forgot it. I've never said it out loud but I will always look for a way to use it in my writing, lol.
2. You gotta tell us what you named your car.
3. Ha. If you listen closely, you can hear him finish the word. But I agree. Reminds me of how Andy Samberg says "stegosaur" in Pop Star.
4. I've been doing the Henchmen Heaven thing in articles for years. It's one of my favorite things to think about.
5. EVERY. TIME.
6. The closest we've ever gotten is in Predators when the one guy decides to have a one-on-one sword fight with a predator.
Jesse rocking the MTV shirt in the chopper makes me chuckle. In my head, when his character is not making one liners in a jungle, he’s intently watching for “Video Killed the Radiostar” to jam out to.
Do we think that Denise was offended by the huge vagina jokes and that's why Hawkins was taken first?
That's a great call. Definitely what happened.
More words from Hannah please. She’s very funny!
I thought it was a great contribution. I was very happy when she pitched the idea, lol.
Glad you let it happen, truley
No words on the great end credits? Some say it plays like a comedy.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/KBIzUr9xdgE
The thing that always stood out to me about it was for basically everybody's shot, you can tell they filmed something specifically for it. With Arnold, though, you can tell his is just some footage they grabbed from something else.
The cheesy end credits are one of my favorite parts of the movie! I wish Arnold had played along.
Oh hell yeah Arrival next week! I will die on the hill that Amy Adams should be AT LEAST a two-time Oscar winner by now - for Enchanted and Arrival.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR ARRIVAL. IT'S ABSURD.
It's my villain origin story
If Arnold is actually 5'10 it'd be one of the most disappointing revelations of my life and I'm not exaggerating here.
Like finding out Santa Claus isn't real. Tough break.
Shea After Dark to start this weekend
GOOD MOVIE After Dark month coming soon!
Can’t wait to read your thoughts on Wild Things!
This is the greatest sci-fi/action movie ever made, with one exception. Aliens. Nothing will ever top that. As for Predator, I can remember the first time I ever watched it. My dad and uncle showed me and my brother this, we must have been 7 and 5. We were traumatized at the end. As we got up to leave they said, “now wait a minute, there’s a sequel” and proceeded to make us watch Predator 2. Core memory. Great write up as always Shea!
I bet if you polled 2000 people on the Predator/Aliens thing the results would come back 1000-1000. Just two perfect movies.
Two perfect movies that they combined into….definitely not so perfect movies haha
For real. What a disaster.
I'll die on the hill that the first AVP movie was decent (although it could've been better).
AVP 2 was the biggest pile of dogshit ever committed to camera.
You’re gonna die on that hill alone, my friend.
Blain is a line delivering menace in this movie. Besides the three Shea mentions, there’s also this beauty: Come on in, you fuckers. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'.
He really made the most of his screen time, lol.
I always imagined Dennis as just some guy on safari vacation. Like that dentist that shot the lion.
That's exactly how I feel. I even made a joke as such in the Action Hero Scouting Report from a few years ago. He's definitely just some regular dude on his planet.
Shea, your idea about your debut fight entrance reminded me of the boxing event I got to go to recently.
One of the fighters came out in a full Toad from Super Mario Bros costume. He had the mushroom hat, vest, and was wearing a medical mask for some reason.
The crowd loved it and were cheering for him pretty loud. Then the fight started and it immediately became clear he wasn’t gonna win.
I wish I was able to post the pictures I took here but it was a fun night.
Jokes > Being actually good at fighting
God bless you, Hannah.
Put me on that jury so I can make sure Shea goes away for life.
I’m gonna put on my best Adam Silver voice for when I read the verdict.
FOR LIFE!
Holy shit what a good fucking movie! I used to watch the edited version on TV with my dad in the 90s. This may be the first movie I really loved because I connect it to my dad and just the badass characters in it.
-What the hell does indefatigable mean? Seems like a weird flex, Shea, to use a word none of us know
-Blaine naming his gun is such a macho thing to do. I tried to name my car a few years back...fell flat because, like Blaine, you need a level of macho to name shit like he did which I do not have
-On Blaine; I swear he says "Sexual Tyrannosaur" not "Sexual Tyrannosaurus". This is an important clarification because calling it a Tyrannosuar, shortening the name, makes it even more cool and fitting to his character
-Henchman heaven has potential for like a comic strip or something. Short story? I don't know but just a recurring bit of movie henchman showing up to heaven and telling what happened when they got killed
-Fucking "STICK AROUND" is so funny every time
-Agree on Billy. He is the probably the most scary of the whole group and his death was taken from us. All we get is the scream as they run away.....
-True story, you can go to the set of predator in Puerto Vallarta, MX. I went some years back, fucking awesome!
What a fucking good movie!
1. I learned "indefatigable" a few years ago and never forgot it. I've never said it out loud but I will always look for a way to use it in my writing, lol.
2. You gotta tell us what you named your car.
3. Ha. If you listen closely, you can hear him finish the word. But I agree. Reminds me of how Andy Samberg says "stegosaur" in Pop Star.
4. I've been doing the Henchmen Heaven thing in articles for years. It's one of my favorite things to think about.
5. EVERY. TIME.
6. The closest we've ever gotten is in Predators when the one guy decides to have a one-on-one sword fight with a predator.
7. WHAT.
I second the Henchmen Heaven idea. Sounds absolutely hilarious
Commando is the absolute peak of Arnold one-liners. Not that he doesn't have great ones after, but every one he drops is a banger:
- "...if you want your kid back, then you'll need to cooperate, right?"
"Wrong." [shoots guy in head]
- [snaps a man's neck and makes it look like he's sleeping on the plane] "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
- (My personal gold medal, the one-two punch he lands on esteemed character actor David Patrick Kelly)
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I lied." [drops Sully off a cliff]
[walks back over to Rae Dawn Chong]
"What did you do with Sully?"
"I let him go."
- The aforementioned Bennett quip
- "Leave anything for us?"
"Just bodies."
I can't wait to do Commando at GOOD MOVIE.
I also can’t wait for you to do Commando. Isn’t there a scene where the lady of interest shoots a bazooka but it’s backwards?
Absolutely.
Jesse rocking the MTV shirt in the chopper makes me chuckle. In my head, when his character is not making one liners in a jungle, he’s intently watching for “Video Killed the Radiostar” to jam out to.
Now I’m curious as to what everyone’s walkout song is if they had to be in a boxing match and why is it “X Gonna Give it To Ya”
This is the song I ask the gym check in folks to play as I swagger in to lift heavy things.
Everybody doing bench presses is pushes them weights up through the ceiling when that song comes on.
I’m like 300% confident I can lift a truck if that song came on at the right moment.
Every. Time! They got extra plaster for the ceiling next to CD player just for that reason.
Anyone who says honestly their fight walkout song is not Many Men by 50 Cent is a liar.
I wonder what Billy would say if he was tracking Shea with sliders flipped.
"This guy seems to have some sort of reversed foot syndrome."